World’s Best Shopper

I officially declare myself the world’s best shopper. No autographs, please.

Seriously though, I got an email from Kohl’s today that looked like this:

And I thought, “Welp, I’m in the market for new stuff. I’ll give it a look-see.”

Boy, am I glad I did!

I got this Vera Wang Down Comforter, originally priced at $359.99…

 for $144!

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But that’s not all. I also got this Memory Form Mattress Topper, originally priced at $149.99…

 for $59.99!

Can you even stand it?

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Last but not least, I just had to get something for myself. :) At these prices, I couldn’t resist.

I love this Relic watch, originally priced at $65…

 for $48.75!

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I was tempted to get the white version, since it’s so popular right now. But I already own a white watch and this is just too unique to pass up.

And that’s not all. On top of saving pretty much 50% on everything, I got an additional 15% by searching RetailMeNot.com for a coupon code. And THEN, free shipping. And THENNNN, $40 Kohl’s cash (for every $50 you spend, you get $10 Kohl’s cash).

You want proof? Gladly…

I know.

I may be a nerd, but I know how to save.

Sale ends Tuesday. Let me know what you get!