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  <— That’s me, rachel – the pure genius behind your favorite blog, salted chocolate.

I’m an office drone during the day, and a wannabe blogger at night. My most important goal in life is to enjoy the ride (aka party).

Just kidding, Dad. 

I’m a weird girl who steals lines from my favorite movies. I’m good at finding a sale – but I can’t afford Marc Jacobs, so I succumb to Mossimo. ManFiancé and I purchased our first house in February 2011 – so you’ll find our successes and failures of new homeownership on here, too. Mostly failures.

 I like to cook and bake, but I’m not good at getting pictures before the food is eaten.

And as you can probably tell, I LOVE chocolate with salt on it – it’s the unexpected surprises that offer the best rewards – which sort of sounds like the story my life.

Last but not least, I change this section all of the time. I’m still trying to figure myself out…

14 Comments leave one →
  1. May 26, 2012 9:10 pm

    Hi, I just hopped over to your webpage using StumbleUpon. Not somthing I might normally browse, but I enjoyed your thoughts none the less. Thanks for creating something well worth browsing.

  2. Marm permalink
    June 23, 2011 8:34 pm

    what a great website! Keep it up – so interesting and you are right – funny, a little weird but brillant!

  3. Anonymous permalink
    June 11, 2011 10:46 am

    I enjoy………, no, I love your blog, keep it up girl !!!!!!


  4. April 28, 2011 10:49 pm

    Wanted to let you know that I think your blog is a great and enjoy reading your articles.
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    Craig Thompson

  5. April 28, 2011 3:09 pm

    salted chocolate is good. have u tried salted marshmallows?

    • April 28, 2011 7:33 pm

      no and now i have to! is there a recipe or someplace i can try it?

  6. Cheez permalink
    March 1, 2011 8:43 am

    Not, “hope to actually have a home for my decor” anymore, you’ve got girl !!!!

  7. Bruce permalink
    February 8, 2011 6:05 pm

    Good job moose head,,, funny stuff

  8. February 1, 2011 3:50 pm

    thanks guys! :)

  9. Erica Donovan permalink
    February 1, 2011 1:24 pm

    Hi Ray, good stuff on here so far and keep up the good work! Ill pass on the info so other people will ck you out! Love you!

  10. Heather permalink
    January 26, 2011 3:33 pm

    Rachel – you’re hilarious. I miss you!


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