Happy Weekend (x2) + Week

So this is it, guys. My final post before I head off into the great blue ocean. It’s where the beer flows like wine, and the women men extinctively flock the salmon of Capastrano. (anyone know this quote? – a slight ripoff of Dumb & Dumber – best movie. ever.)

We set sail this weekend and I can’t even contain my excitement. I haven’t been on a cruise since I was 18. And that wasn’t even a real cruise. It was a 3-day schlep to the Bahamas on a tiny boat I can’t even remember. But this. This will be the cruise of all cruises. Plus, it’s ManFriend’s first – so we’re sure to have a blast.

Obviously I won’t be blogging… unless you wanna spot me the few hundred dollars in roaming and internet charges… so I’ll be back to reality the following Monday. Not this coming Monday, the following.

I’ll try to take as many pictures as I can – but I caution you, they will be edited – but only to an extent. And not all will be shown. Sometimes, what happens on vacation, stays on vacation.

Have a great weekend (x2) + week, everyone in the real world! (sorry to rub it in)

(costa maya, mexico via ***)